alicetookadrink:

nabokovsshadows:

naturedoesnotintend:

oldfilmsflicker:

The Accused, 1988 (dir. Jonathan Kaplan)

Painful proof that we have progressed so little in 25 years.

Everyone should see this film.

Not to mention the quote “what would it matter anyway? They tore it off.”

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joetrohman:

they made two puns in one sentence. this band is amazing

joetrohman:

they made two puns in one sentence. this band is amazing

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❤ (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

(via moonlightbending)


greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

image

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katorainwonderland:

melancholicmarionette:

Chris Golfer

I love them all but Morgan Freeman’s is my favorite ‘cause it’s so fucking true!!

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regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
me in the shower: accepting award
me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
me in the shower: life problems
me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.


uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

(via mindyskallings)


oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

(via forgave)


fartgallery:


tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

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done:

with your shit

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hardcoregrandma:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

coolin

hardcoregrandma:

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

coolin

(via maybeitsmiam)


Lord of the Rings: A Summary

Gandalf: Pippin no
Pippin: Pippin YES

cassietotallyjust:

bromancer:

u kno how many bones humans have? at least 7

well you’re not wrong

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